I'm skipping. - (gun shot) - That one exists. And that one exi-- oh my god. - (ding) - (uncontrollable laughter) Okay! - "I hope you've been paying attention to the question numbers!" Oh... oh... oh-oh-oh-oh. - (gun shot) - Aw. - Let's go to 26. - (gun shot, screaming) https://sedatchess.com/esports-tournaments/
- That-- that wasn't 26. - I know there's one question where it tells you to use all of your skips, but I'm probably not gonna get to that one, so I'll use my skip. - (ding) - 26. 27. Wait, go to 28. - Skippity do-dah. - (ding) - I forgot to look at the stupid thing! It's gotta be 28. I think we passed 21 and 24, so it's 28. - "What is this?" Skip, all right. - I like "abundance," but it's probably gonna be "cruel". - (gun shot) - All right, no. - (ding) - Sure. - "Abundance!" That's-- okay, I have to pick that one. - (ding) - It's so funny. - "What flavor is cardboard?" - "Talc." - (gun shot) - What do you want from me? - (gun shot, screaming) - It's pork scra-- aw. (chuckles) - I'm gonna lose this one for sure. It's definitely not any of these three. But it's probably not talc. - (gun shot, screaming) - Yeah, okay. I guess I'm done for now. Until I go home and don't study for my physics exam so I can finish this. - This is one of those ones, like, you don't-- - (gun shot) - Pork scratch-- - (screaming) - Now I know which one it is. - "Egg mayonnaise." - (ding) - Whew. - "Put the mouse on here." "Now don't touch"-- again?! No! - All right. Next question. - Nice and easy. (exhales) - (ding) - Killin' the game. - (dog) Woof! - (startled gasp) - (dog) Woof! - (snickers) - (dog) Woof! - That's three woofs. - (ding) - "What are the main ingredients of shampoo? - "Cricket crap." - (gun shot) - ShamPOO. It's poo. ShamPOO. Maybe it's "human feces". - (ding) - It's poo. Shampoo. I'm understanding now. - "How many letters in his hand?" - Five, six, seven, eight, nine. And it's a severed hand. That's nice. - (gun shot, screaming) - Okay, I'm done. (headphones clatter) - Whatever, I don't care. - (gun shot, screaming) - Son of a-- whatever. - Letters... in his hand. The phrase "his hand". Okay, this is becoming redundant. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. - (ding) (ding) - Nice, seven. - (ding) - Okay. (chuckles) "Elephants don't like mice." Wait, what do I-- or... huh. - (ding) - (chuckles) - Am I supposed to click somewhere? I'm afraid that if I click something, I lose a life. - (clicks mouse) - So... oh. Oh, they don't like mice. - If I had my mouse out, he wouldn't come. He'd run away. "If you press this button, it's game over." - (record scratches) - Thanks. (chuckles) "What do you call a wingless fly?" - "A walk." (snickers) - (ding) - Classic. - "Can you get this question wrong?" - "Nope," "Of course not," "No way." (sighs) Seriously? - Yeah, probably. Uh, let's just give this. - (ding) - Some of them, see, they just don't make sense. They're just are like-- all right. Here's... [bleep] "nope". - (ding) - Yeah! That was cool. - "No way." - (ding) - (sighs) - "Mary Rose sat on a pin." Bur-- - (gun shot) (screaming) - Oh really? Oh really? - (gun shot) (screaming) - No! I have to go through all of that again for that stupid joke that I don't even understand? - (gun shot) (ding) - "Mary Rose sat on a pin." And then Mary rose. Oh, dang! I remember this one too. - "Cough drops." - (gun shot) - Aw. - (ding) - No, it's that. - There isn't even a question. "Cylindrical adventures" is probably my favorite pun. - (ding) - Okay. - "Cylindrical adventures." - "Don't touch the pink. Hmm, if only you had a bridge." How do you make a bridge? Oh! - Hey, I got a bridge! Impossible my butt. - I did have a bridge. Oh! - (ding) - (duck squawks) - What? - (gun shot) - What? (chuckles) Uh... - (gun shot, screaming) - Aw, come on. - (duck squawks) - I don't care. - Afro. (chuckles softly) "What is the--" It's just the most ridiculous answers. - "What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Hint: it's 42." I bet it's not 42. (tsks) - (gun shot) (gun shot) (gun shot, screaming) - Aw, come on! What the heck? If I knew that answer, I would beat it. - (gun shot) - You have got to be kidding me. Do 42 42? - So that's 40, so this is 42. - (ding) - 40-- 42. - (ding) (sighs) "Bridget makes everyone..." I don't what it is. - (ding) - "Tom Cruise." - (ding) - I think you've just gotta go with the most random answer. That's what I'm going as. This is probably a puzzle. - "Click..." Uh, here, somewhere. - (ding) - Okay. - Oh, I gotta just click right here. - (ding) - All right. Ah, "Flag, square"-- [bleep] Wingdings. Skip this! - (ding) - Nope. Okay, skip. - (ding) - What's happening here? - (gun shot, screaming) - I wanna try one more time, and that's it. - I know what that is. - (chuckling) Oh my god. "F-U, kill Sonic-- you bastard!" - (ding) - Vanish! - (liquid spurts) (ding) - Gotcha! - (ding) - Red? Okay. "Snake, snake." - (ding) - SNAAAAAKE!!! - "Which one's the correct spelling?" "Slap"-- (gasps) Is this the name of the company? It's this one. I'm risking everything on-- - (gun shot, screaming) - Okay. I'm done with this. (wearily) I've had enough. - "Slap-me-do"-- - (gun shot) - "Splapp-me-do." - (ding) Okay. Blue, red, blue, yellow. - (ding) - All right. - (punching) - GO! [Inaudible] THE CHAIR! (victorious cry) Do, do, do, do "Carrot!" Crap. Shoulda ate my vegetables. This looks like a carrot. - (siren wails) - Look at him! "Marmite." "Marmite, but pa might not!" - (ding) You "shanghai"? Uh, no, about 20 centimeters off the ground. "What is the digestive system?" - (clock ticks) - "A series of organs designed to break down food and extract energy and nutrition"-- I don't know if it's "cheese". "A game console"-- - (gun shot) - Dang, it's cheese! - (screaming) - NO!!! Ugh. Stupid bomb. I think I could beat it eventually if I have the patience and the time to actually do it. Maybe I'll just do it in my English class. - Thanks for watching us play The Impossible Quiz on the React channel. - Like this episode if our frustration caused you joy. - How far did you get in The Impossible Quiz? Let us know in the comments. - See you next time. - That's it! I quit! No more! Flips table! I'm out. Bye-bye.
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