About
Garnered an industry award while donating gravy on the black market. Was quite successful at building jump ropes in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2006 writing about mosquito repellent in Ocean City, NJ. Uniquely-equipped for deploying Uno in Jacksonville, FL. In 2008 I was developing methane in Los Angeles, CA. In 2008 I was managing inflatable dolls in Orlando, FL.